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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"


Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 


- Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.


   Here's one seen above a urinal:
   look up
   look up
   [even higher on the wall]
   keep looking up
   [on the ceiling]
   Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!



There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.

        --Don Herold


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