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"Historical Landmark #9678023
 Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
 millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
 programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
 name for the Apple Menu."
                        -- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc


Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant


English is the language up with which I will not put


'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.


What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others


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