Today's quotes [5.24.10]
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"Historical Landmark #9678023
Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
name for the Apple Menu."
-- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
English is the language up with which I will not put
'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
What is a highbrow? He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
--attrib. Edgar Wallace and others
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