Today's quotes [5.23.10]
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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
and demand a refund?
"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
-in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
-in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
-in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
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