Today's quotes [5.22.10]
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"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings."
* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height.
- Edward Abbey
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