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"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
                        -- Wing Commander IV, when you quit


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"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere."
                        -- fortune


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* Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three
       sides."


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* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant


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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia


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