Today's quotes [5.20.10]
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Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. "
- Galileo Galilei
When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,
and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.
Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)
* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
The New York Times, 1960
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