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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." 

Peter O'Toole.

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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.

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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.

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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.

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"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

Art Hoppe.

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