Today's quotes [5.2.10]
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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
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