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DeVries's Dilemma:
   If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
   hits the paper.


Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long 


   A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.


Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo


What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet


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