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Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. 

    - Edward Abbey 


"Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human
being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for
sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to
inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik


The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw


Geniuses do not think more than other people.  They think
        --Len Cool


"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got


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