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     - Kurt Vonnegut 

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"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
 can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
 extermination."
                        -- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film


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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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Never ruin an apology with an excuse. 

    - Kimberly Johnson

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?"

    -- Quentin Crisp

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