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"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of
       life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever
       say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before
       death


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The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
        --Tallyrand

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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.

                 -Rita Rudner

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"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey



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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.

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