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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields


I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.


'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master.  Master?'


"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." 

     - Sue Murphy


Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
 ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
 a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
                        -- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ


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