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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
   second day you're off it.
         Jackie Gleason


A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes. 


"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
   if you want anything done, ask a woman."
   --- Margaret Thatcher


If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. 

- Kelvin Throop 


Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
           anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
           it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
           something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
           another theory which states that this has already


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