Today's quotes [5.14.10]
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
second day you're off it.
A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes.
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman."
--- Margaret Thatcher
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
- Kelvin Throop
Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
another theory which states that this has already
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