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The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
                        -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle


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If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.

    -- Old Yiddish proverb

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Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair.  Just let the child s*%# all over everything.  This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.

                                                        --P.J. O'Rouke

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The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
   language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
   invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
   language.
   -- D. E. Knuth, 1967


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There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang, 
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.



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