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The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
-- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle
If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.
-- Old Yiddish proverb
Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair. Just let the child s*%# all over everything. This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.
The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
-- D. E. Knuth, 1967
There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang,
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.
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