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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

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"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
 she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."

-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.


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"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
 for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
 standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
 not the same, however different standards on other machines although
 different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
 fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
 -Dstandard :))"
                        -- jteclaw@clark.net


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