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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." 

Terry Pratchett.

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Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson 

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First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.
  


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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
       Wilde


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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get
   in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne


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