Today's quotes [5.10.10]
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"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."
-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior
"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
-- Dave Barry
"Choose sysadmin-ing. Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing
machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose
no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black
jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of
fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on
on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at
mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your
mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some
miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate.
Choose your future.
-- "Adminspotting", Gary "Wolf" Barnes
Everything else causes cancer in rats."
"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed in the end."
-- From Ross Williams' FunList
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