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Today's poems [5.30.10]

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Three things are certain

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

1. 




Everything is gone;

Your life's work has been destroyed.

Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

2. 




Server's poor response

Not quick enough for browser.

Timed out, plum blossom.

3. 




Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

4. 




A certain young person of Ghent, 
Uncertain if lady or gent, 
Shows his organs at large 
For a small handling charge 
To assist him in paying the rent. 

5. 



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