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   Here I sit
   Broken hearted
   Tried to shit
   But only farted



   Here I sit
   What a caper
   I have to shit
   But I'm out of paper



   You're lucky
   You had your chance
   I tried to fart,
   And shit my pants!



There was a young man named McNamiter 
               With a tool of prodigious diameter. 
                    But it wasn't the size 
                    Gave the girls a surprise, 
               But his rhythm---iambic pentameter. 


The Communist Party's Earl Browder 
               Was fucking a girl in a howda. 
                    The elephant's trunk 
                    Somehow got in her cunt 
               Which, they felt, made it terribly crowded. 


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