Today's poems [5.18.10]
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A teenage pop idol called King,
was known to show young boys his thing,
He'd meet them in halls,
and grope their young balls,
And then he could teach them to sing!
Sent by Dan
Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day.
She took a dose of Castor oil,
to pass the time away.
The oil, it did not work.
The time it did not pass.
So if you want to know what time it is,
You'll have to look up Mary's ass.
Sent by jerry
There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped of a rock
And chopped of his cock
And now he's got a vagina.
Sent by Quise
A familar person named Hugh,
had a desire for pleasure which grew.
He became talk of the Town
because of Divine Brown,
who unlike Liz, never spew.
There once was a vampire named Mable
Who's periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
She whipped out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
Sent by Matt
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