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Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the dumb chicken


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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?

They both fuck up trees!

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Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?

A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.



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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

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Father Goose Story No. 9



   Once there was a King who was loved by all of his subjects, especially
because of the hunting excursions he shared with them.  As will happen,
one day he died and his eldest son took the throne.  Now this new king
was an animal-lover to the core, and immediately outlawed all forms of
hunting and fishing.  His subjects accepted this for only a short time
before they ousted him.  This is a truly significant event, because it's
the first time a reign was called on account of the game.

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