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What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.


"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over
to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.
"I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat 
down and wept too. 


What is the meaning of life?

All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.


One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's 
crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at 
the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: 
disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, 

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it 
aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her 

"A penny for your thoughts," she said.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can 
make a crib like that for only $46.50."


Q: Why was the snowman smiling?
A: He heard the snowblower coming!


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