Today's jokes [5.25.10]
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Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the
other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?"
The second farmer replies,"No I ain't." The first farmer says, "Yeah, it's
a big yielding variety. The stalk don't grow too big, but the ears are
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
"How does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask?
"How much will it cost?"
What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask?
"Do you want fries with that?"
A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few
days the camel falls
over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither
one of them will
survive the rest of the journey.
The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at
this point it probably
wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows
him her breasts.
"May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments
wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a
man's penis before,
could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers.
"May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a
huge erection. The
priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can
give life!" "Is that
right" the nun replies?
"Yes," says the priest.
So the nun said: "Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and
lets get the hell out of
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
Even the pool tables don't have balls.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a
You should take your workboots off before
you jump on a trampoline.
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