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My dad lives in the tri-county are of Ingham, Clinton, and Eaton counties.
There they are voting on a name change for Ingham. They want to name it Monica
County. If the men get there vote it will be the region known as Monica, Eaton,
Clinton. But those woman wanna see Clinton, Eaton, Monica.


Between my post-USMC and my present mathematician era, I 
was a cop. A judge who later ended up on the 2d District Court 
of Appeals told me once, "The only differences between 
lawyers and protitutes are that prostitutes are generally better 
looking and more honest about how they make a living."


Kremlin aides said Friday that President Boris Yeltsin, now in 
hospital with pneumonia, should be well enough to see out his 
remaining 18 months in office. The Premier's spokesperson 
also called on American doctor Jack Kevorkian to please stop 
pestering the Kremlin with calls and letters.


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