Today's quotes [4.8.10]
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What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
-- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne
On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
A penny saved is ridiculous.
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