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With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
   miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
   still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
   such thing as progress.
   -- Ransom K. Ferm


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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
   is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
   hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
   that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
   -- Mark Twain


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I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
   the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
   sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
   deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
   balls.
   -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)


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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
   from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
   disinclination to do so.
   -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See


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