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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.


Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.


The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.


I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
our body.


I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.


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