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a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!"
b) "No, thanks."
c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one."
d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back.
   Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam."
e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!"
f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught
   you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep?
   No fun! You people so boring!"
                        -- The Weirdness Test,


"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"


"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle


"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown


"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)


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