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Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.

                     -- Robert Goodkind -- 

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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.

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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably 
haven't completely understood the situation.

3. 




I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."

4. 




A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

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