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Erica Jong:
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever 
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.


"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers -- 


"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."


"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
          -- Will Rodgers -- 


"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 


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