Today's quotes [4.28.10]
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than
-- Ann Landers --
"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
-- Will Rodgers --
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."
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