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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer."

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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson 
  

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