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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as 
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they  were cramming for their 


Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
                 -Robin Williams


You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this 
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

                -Dave Barry


Lieberman's law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody


Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.


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