Today's quotes [4.25.10]
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"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
This is a test, please ignore
The Elder Ones make no warranty of any kind with regard to
this material, including, but not limited to, the implied
warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular
-- Malcolm Ray, firstname.lastname@example.org
"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'. Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
-- Jonathan Nicholson (email@example.com),
Debbie Schwartz (firstname.lastname@example.org),
Majdi Abbas (email@example.com)
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
- Mark Twain
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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