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Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it. 

     - Lyndon B. Johnson 


Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 


If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

     -Steve Martin 


"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!" 

     -Monty Python's Eric Idle 


Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure. 

     --Ambrose Bierce 


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