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Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.


If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.


"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 


There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?" 

     - Walter Matthau, The Survivors 


"It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line."

     - Woody Allen, from Play It Again, Sam 


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