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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
                        -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
                                              I don't care what you think =))


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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"


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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen


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"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
 machine, but that's probably nothing new."
                        -- Mark Rejhon


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