Today's quotes [4.20.10]
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"You have to take a lighter approach now. Jumping up on a table in a busy
restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
-- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)
"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.
Killing time murders opportunities.
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