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"You have to take a lighter approach now.  Jumping up on a table in a busy
 restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
 BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
                        -- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
                           as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
                           Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)


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Olin Miller: 
     "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."

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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

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Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.

        --Ben Franklin



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Killing time murders opportunities.

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