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"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
-- Simon Hackett
"Paper can KILL if it's thrown hard enough, sometimes."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent.
Armor -- The kind of clothing worn by a man
whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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