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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

     - Paul Valery 

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A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.

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Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 

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"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
 'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce


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"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
 collectable bubblegum cards?"
                        -- DAAS Songbook


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