Today's quotes [4.16.10]
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My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...
I invented the cordless extension cord.
"He that lives in hope danceth without music."
-- George Herbert
"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
- Chief Justice Earl Warren
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