Today's quotes [4.15.10]
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"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
-- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
without any warning whatsoever
"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
it for you."
-- Paul Gardner-Stephen
"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
-- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
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