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"Let the wild rumpus begin!" 

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"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."

                                        -Cathy Middleton-


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Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman 

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Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... 

    - Russ Suter 

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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. 

- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

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