Today's quotes [4.12.10]
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It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay
right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
The reason many people fail to recognize opportunity is because it comes
disguised as Hard Work. Cleverness carries the day, but Wisdom endures.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.
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