Today's quotes [4.11.10]
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-- me, Daniel
"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
-- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
without any warning whatsoever
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw
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