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There was a young man from south Boston
Who's car was a small compact Austin.
There was just room inside
For his hair and his hide,
But his balls still hung out, so he lost 'em. 


   I came here
   To shit and stink,
   But all I do
   Is sit and think.



The was a young man from Peru
Who lived on cunt scapings and poo
When he could find none of these
He lived on the cheese
that under his foreskin grew


Part 10 of 12
                    It went off in capital style,
                    And he farted it through with a smile,
                            Then, feeling quite jolly,
                            He tried the finale,
                    Blowing double-stopped farts all the while.


There was an old maid from Bermuda 
               Who shot a marauding intruder. 
                    It was not her ire 
                    At his lack of attire, 
               But he reached for her jewels as he screwed her. 


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