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                    There was a young girl of Penzance
                    Who boarded a bus in a trance.
                            The passengers fucked her,
                            Likewise the conductor.
                    The driver shot off in his pants.


Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.


A gay prison chaplain named Locke
Had a passion for hard convict cock.
For his ass-holey ways
In his alcatraz days,
He was nicknamed the piece of the rock. 


There was an old sculptor named Phidias 
            Whose knowledge of art was invidious. 
                He carved Aphrodite 
                Without any nightie--- 
            Which startled the purely fastidious. 


               A geologist named Dr. Robb 
               Was perturbed by his thingamabob, 
                    So he took up his pick 
                    And whanged off his wick, 
               And calmly went on with his job. 


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