Today's poems [4.16.10]
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There was a young fellow from Eno
Who said to his girl, "Now, old Beano,
Lift your skirt up in front,
And enlarge your old cunt,
For the size of this organ is keen-o."
Here's to old King Montezuma,
For fun he would bugger a puma.
The puma in play
Clawed both balls away---
How's that for animal humor?
No matter how grouchy you're feeling,
You'll find the smile more or less healing.
It grows in a wreath
All around the front teeth -
Thus preserving the face from congealing.
A lecherous fellow named Babbitt
Asked a girl if she'd fuck or would nab it.
Said she, "From long habit
I fuck like a rabbit,
So I'd rather cohabit than grab it."
There was a young lady whose cunt
Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie,
It matches your fanny,
Which never was that of a runt."
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