Today's poems [4.12.10]
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On the breasts of a barmaid named Gail
Was tattoo'd the price of her ale.
And for the sake of the blind
Upon her behind
Was the same information in Braille.
A crooner who lived in Lahore
Got his balls caught in a door.
Now his mezzo soprano
Is rather piano
Though he was a loud basso before.
There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would never do better than t
There once was a Vassar B.A.
Who pondered the problem all day
Of what there would be
Were divided by C-O-C-K.
A cowhand way out in Seattle
Had a dooflicker flat as a paddle.
He said, "No, I can't fuck
A lamb or a duck,
But golly! it just fits the cattle."
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