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The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he
overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barnes
has the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar."

Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, 
"Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing about


What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" 

     Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube 


What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

                                         A Doberman.


What did one gay sperm say to the other? 

     - I can't find my way through all this shit. 


How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!


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