Today's jokes [4.19.10]
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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A Frosted Flake.
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many
A. No phone numbers.
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy,
a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- I'd have to say it was the rooster!
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day
complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly
dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."
said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to
give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10
hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!" The second doctor said,
"That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to
give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried
to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from
down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor,
"I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick
Mr. Smith's boil!"
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